when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes
looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
I firmly believe in my heart and soul that Shia Laboeuf would fuck me correctly.
I would let him bend me over a rotting wood table in a questionable looking cabin in the middle of the woods. Fuck me raw. Devour me and then afterwards he would take the splinters out of my fingers and moisturize my hair. Run my bath and sit next to the tub while I soak and read to me and tell me his random thoughts that he’s been afraid to tell other people.
I would walk out of that cabin feeling loved with a sore pussy.
Dear past self,
When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.
Ben (that’s you)
I still cant believe someone hasn’t edited cum all over his face yet. Tragic.
how i passed college tbh